okay, once again sitting in history class with nothing to do. I mean, I do have an assignment to do but my partner is once again not here and it's not due till tuesday anyway so........blogging.
okay,, something really fucking amusing that my friend elizabeth just showed me. Go to google (google mind you not yahoo) type in "weapons of mass destruction" it has to be in quotations then hit I'm Feeling Lucky
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These Weapons of Mass Destruction cannot be displayed
The weapons you are looking for are currently unavailable. The country might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your weapons inspectors mandate.
Click the Regime change button, or try again later.
If you are George Bush and typed the country's name in the address bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. (IRAQ).
To check your weapons inspector settings, click the UN menu, and then click Weapons Inspector Options. On the Security Council tab, click Consensus. The settings should match those provided by your government or NATO.
If the Security Council has enabled it, The United States of America can examine your country and automatically discover Weapons of Mass Destruction.
If you would like to use the CIA to try and discover them,
click Detect weapons
Some countries require 128 thousand troops to liberate them. Click the Panic menu and then click About US foreign policy to determine what regime they will install.
If you are an Old European Country trying to protect your interests, make sure your options are left wide open as long as possible. Click the Tools menu, and then click on League of Nations. On the Advanced tab, scroll to the Head in the Sand section and check settings for your exports to Iraq.
Click the Bomb button if you are Donald Rumsfeld.
Cannot find weapons or CIA Error
Iraqi Explorer
Bush went to Iraq to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction and all he found was this lousy T-shirt.
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soooo bloody brilliant!! gotta love the fact that Canadians and Americans make more bush jokes than the rest of the world combined!!
grrrrr, sooo bloody pissed off at the hotel industry right now. I'm booking the rooms for Anime North at the moment and I called the Renassance in toronto, this is how the conversation went:
Them - "hello toronto renaissance hotel
Me - hello, I'd like to book some rooms
Them - when for
Me - my 21st till 23rd
Them - okay, for how many?
Me - 11 rooms please
[click]
they hung up on me!! apparently they thought it was a prank call!! I phoned them back, yelled at the manager and then spent 2 hours being transferred from department to department only to fing out that I needed a credit card to make the bloody reservation!1 Screw you all!! I don't have a credit card! urgh, stupid people!! It was driving me insane, and now I gotta call them back this afternoon!! again!! the only upside to this whole mess is that we get a special deal cause they were such pricks to me, stupid people.......