.:Friday, July 2:.

..:GRRRR, oh and day 8.....:..

okay, so the university is an asshole and they're not responding to my email yet. Damn them all. I really need to find out some way to get my res cheque in in the next few days, like REALLY. Or else I shall have no where to live next year....::sniffles::

Okay, so today is day eight of the grand adventure and I am SO fucking tired at the moment. Our leaders really overbooked us for this trip, we've had non-stop tours and things since the DAY, literally, that we landed. I really just need a day to rest and relax to keep me from going completely and totaly nuts.

Today we did ANOTHER triple tour thing, on top of that we were on the same BUS as yesterday too!! We went to Warwickcastle, very pretty, got a very cool pile of midevily souvineers. Gotta love tourist crap!!!

After that we went to Stratford upon Avon, just as beautiful as it was last time, except that it rained. Alot. I got some brilliant new buttons too!! (yes I know I'm obsessed) I'll post them at the end as the next place we went is gonna make many people, including Julia and Bryanna if they ever read this, wanna kill me.

The last stop on the tour was oxford university. Where they are currnetly filming the Harry Potter movies at Christ Church College.


I WENT TO HOGWARTS TODAY!!!!!!!

::rolls around giggling maniaclilly and laughing her ass off::

The tour guide was kinda pissed at having to take us to the Harry Potter site as he's a former grad of oxford U and found it incredibly embarrasing. I got some amazing pics!! The great hall where they all eat, the lawn where wood first teaches Harry Quidditch, some of the archways and corridors. Absolutely gorgeous.

I also got a great shit at the Oxford shop!! It reads:
Oxfurd(crossed out with a red line)
Oxferd(also crossed out with a red line)
Oxford
The seat of lerning in Britain

(and yes, that spelling mistake in learning is on the shirt.)

Anyway, other than that, mass amounts of tiredness led to SOOO many dirty jokes on the way back to the hotel. For instance: The tour guide was saying how alot of young men like to go out punting on their free time. that's using a pole to push a boat around. But they do this to impress the women, this is a direct quote from the tour guide:
"The men manfully thrust these big long poles down and push themselves along to impress the ladies. But every once in a while the pole gets stuck when they push it and don't they look silly trying to yank it out!!"

The entire back of the bus was rolling around on the floor with laughter, it was sooooo damn brilliant!!

There were also a good deal of jokes about soething that happened last night. You see, there were a group of Irish scouts staying a floor below us. CUTE irish scouts, (and before making any comments about Pedophilia, they're 21 you perverts!!) Anyway, We were hanging about on the roof with them singing and celebrating Canada day when one of the guys asks why we were all dresses iin red and singing. Keri said it was Canada day and the guy said he had thought that it was "Freyday" Jess didn't know he meant Friday and she kept going "what?" This went back and forth with him going, "You know, Freyday! How can you not know what Freyday is?" We were all trying SO damn hard not to laugh because jess was the only one who didn't get it yet. Finally he gave up and said, "You know Freyday!! The day between Saturday and Thursday?" She finally gets it while we and all of his friends are laughing our asses off at them.

Just then Keri runs downstairs. She's wearing a soaked WHITE shirt, no bra and a pair of pajama pants and she's dripping wet. She's also holding the shower knob in her hand and yelling "I brokr the knob!!" Our shower is really stubborn and really hard to turn off and while she was trying to shut it off the knob broke off in her hand. The boys are all staring at her when she walks down dressed like that, t hen when she yells "I broke the knob!!" they all burst out laughing their asses off. Knob means a very different thing over here. I'm sure your overly dirty mind can fill in the blank.

And now for the new Buttons:
"Pleasure or Pain?"
"Kit Off!!"
"think evil thoughts..."
"don't swear at me, Bastard!!"
"If you don't like oral sex keep your mouth shut!"
"Up yours Arsehole!!"
"You can all go and get Stuffed!!"
"Stuff you!!"
"I don't give a fucking shit"
"you smell funny"
"oi!"
"I fucked becks"
"Sod Off!!"
"I like you. I'll kill you last."
"say YES to VODKA!"
"Lude"
"I'm not A bitch, I'm THE bitch and that's MISS bitch to YOU!!!"

I'm really loving the Pain or Pleasure one, the Sod off one and the Up yours Arsehole one.

Well, that's all for today. We have a free day tomorrow thn we leave on sunday, so I'm not sure when I'll next be able to post in this. Bye for now all!!

Meru at 4:13 PM