.:Monday, August 2:.

..:::snickers:::..

In the eternal words of that fat cat Garfield: "I hate Mondays."

Me and my sister are both moving at the moment and I'm currently on a break. My sister, being the charming person she is, has decided that since I'm going to university she's gonna get my old room. Now.

I don't really mind the whole moving concept so much, it's just that we have to be all finished with this by Wednesday because my Dad is having a party for his department staff and a few old friends.

Oh and I saw my room for Res in University. You know all thos lovely jokes about rooms being closets? Well this one really is, just with high speed internet and a bed. The bed and the desk are about a foot apart and I know for a fact that is actually smaller than Julia's closet.....

Maybe I should see about living in there...

Okay, you guys know how you always get junk mail and shit in your email account? You know how most of it's porn or illegal drug offers? This is the best response to these emails I've ever seen!!

Response no. 1
To: Davesdruggs@Aol.com
From: Laura@pixelheaven.com

Thank you for the offer of cheap pharmaceuticals delivered to my doorstep. Unfortunately I have no need of Valium, Xanax, Vicodin or Ridalin at the present time.

However I may get back to you next time I'm on the phone with the bank/my parents/microsoft technical support.

Thanks
-Laura


Response no. 2
To: Anneka725@hotnekkidchick.com
From: Laura@pixelheaven.com

I'm extremely flattered that you appear to be so interested in 'Stroking and caressing' my 'hard warm manliness'. However I suspect you may be sorely dissapointed.

Please don't send me any more pictures of your breasts.
-Laura


Response no.3
To: bigboy@funwithferrets.com
From: Laura@pixelheaven.com

I would like to thank you for the video file that you just sent to me. I now know exactly what a person can do with a live ferret, a tub of peanut butter and 12 metres of surgical tape. As for your invitation to come and 'join in the fun' with your online webcam, I'm afraid I shall be busy gouging my eyes out with a rusty spoon.

Please never contact me again.
-Laura


::rolls around on the floor laughing:: All responses are courtesy of pixelheaven.com ::continues snickering::

Oh well, back to moving furniture...

Meru at 7:43 AM