..:Current Mood: Nostalgic
..:Listening to: Pink .:. Last to Know
You know, I think all fathers have a conspiracy against their daughters. At one point when i was young and impressionable and more than a little daft my dad told me that there is a fathers handbook that they get when their kids are born. And in this handbook it is part of a fathers duty to be evil and torment their children. Now, at this point my eyes got really big and i went "really?" hey, i was little, give me a break.
So I thought about this and eventually said "you're just kidding me!!" And my charming father, without missing a beat, told me to go ask our neighbor Mr. Turner, who also has daughters. I toddled across the street, looked up at him and asked if this was true. he nodded and said basically the same thing as my dad. And THEN, to make it worse, my dad got all his friends in on this little joke.
So I got home this weekend, to find my dad pinning up cartoons from calvin and hobbes about the fathers handbook on my door, upon seeing these, i laugh and call him a creep. And then he tries to send me over to Mr Turners again.
I think all fathers are part of a great conspiracy.