After a long and hard battle to get the tea packets away from the dastardly roomates, I have finally succumbed to my thirst and resorted to hot chocolate as a tea substitude. Am told frequently that a Mere without caffeine tends to be very snarky. Whereas Mere promptly responds with 'Sod off you dumb berk'.
Aparently some people find this insulting.
As Mere is now speaking in the third person I believe I shall continue the quest by finally going grocery shopping. Updates later.