So..... I just spent 3 hours trying to clear a shipment of Dildo's at customs.
No I am not kidding, $17000 worth of dildos. The paperwork for it was absolute crap, the customs officer couldn't read it, which meant I had to read the damn thing out line by fucking line. In an office where I'm the only girl, and I was reading off all the names of dildo parts and accessories.
Think I'll go quietly sink into the ground and die now.